So you’re thinking of switching to Jade Bloom, but something’s holding you back. We get it. Pure essential oils at super reasonable prices? A company that actually educates you and doesn’t upsell you with fake promises? Sounds... suspiciously good.
That’s why we’re here to lay it all out. The truth. The whole truth. And nothing but the weird, wonderful (and occasionally annoying) things about joining the Jade Bloom movement.
In This Blog:
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Are there bad things about Jade Bloom’s prices?
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Are there bad things about Jade Bloom’s products?
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Are there bad things about becoming part of the Jade Bloom community?
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What are other bad things about Jade Bloom?
Are there bad things about Jade Bloom’s prices?
Yep. You might stop trusting other brands.
Once you realize we offer 100% pure, third-party tested essential oils at reasonable prices, you’ll probably question why you’ve been paying double (or triple) elsewhere. It can be an existential crisis, really.
We don’t do markups to cover fancy packaging, pyramid schemes, or celebrity sponsorships. We do direct sourcing, small batch production, and honest pricing. Which means once you shop with us, you may never be able to justify that $90 frankincense oil again.
Also, people might start asking you, “What’s the catch?” a lot.
Are there bad things about Jade Bloom’s products?
They’re kind of addictive.
Our products are crafted to actually work — not just smell pretty. And when something natural genuinely helps with focus, sleep, digestion, or stress? You’ll want it everywhere. In your purse. Your car. Your kid’s backpack. Maybe even your sock drawer.
This might result in a growing collection of oils and blends, which could require a dedicated shelf. Or a small cabinet. Or a suitcase. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Also, our products are natural. Like, really natural.
Which means the color of your balm might change slightly from batch to batch. Your lotion might separate a little in the heat. It’s not broken — it’s just not filled with the weird stuff big companies use to make everything look perfectly uniform. Nature’s got quirks. So do we.
Are there bad things about being part of the Jade Bloom community?
You’ll learn things you can’t unlearn.
Once you start reading about synthetic fragrance vs. essential oils, what PEG-40 actually is, or why "natural" doesn’t always mean anything legally, there’s no going back. You’ll start reading ingredient labels like a detective. You’ll become that person in the skincare aisle. You’ll feel weirdly proud of it.
And the community might ruin your other social media feeds.
Our Facebook group? It's kind of the opposite of internet chaos. It’s warm, encouraging, educational, and occasionally hilarious. But after you hang out with us, scrolling through your other feeds might feel like eating fast food after a home-cooked meal. Satisfying in the moment, but kind of empty.
What are some other bad things about Jade Bloom?
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We don’t use fake urgency. Our products are good enough to sell without countdown clocks. But if you’re the type who only buys stuff when a website screams “ONLY 2 LEFT!” in all caps, you might be disappointed. We only tell you there are two left when there is actually two left!
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We don’t do MLMs. No commission pyramids. No “boss babe” pitches. Just clean, effective products and a whole lot of education. If that feels weird at first, we get it. But you’ll adapt.
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Our customer support is actually... human. Our team knows our products. Which means you’ll get answers that make sense. That might catch you off guard.
Are there bad things about switching to Jade Bloom?
You might have to rethink your entire wellness shelf.
Our oils are 100% pure. Our skincare is actually nourishing. Our toothpaste doesn’t foam like a rabid raccoon because... it shouldn’t. So once you try us, there’s a good chance you’ll start swapping out more and more products. And you’ll probably feel really good about it.
You might start expecting more from every brand.
Transparency. Education. Ethical sourcing. Affordable pricing. Why doesn’t every company do this? We’re not sure either. But once you get used to it, you’ll stop settling for anything less.
The worst thing about Jade Bloom?
We might make you care more.
About what you put in and on your body. About what you teach your kids. About who you support with your dollars. And yeah, that might feel inconvenient sometimes. But we believe it’s the kind of inconvenience that changes everything for the better.
If you're ready, we’ll be here: oils, knowledge, and all.
